Pathfinder, 2/9
“Anybody else have any input over there, besides nancy over there?”
“Anybody else have any input over there, besides nancy over there?”
“That song was so bad, it actually crashed iTunes.”
“Sorry, ‘sinister longboat’…”
“Isn’t necrophilia a victimless crime?”
“I didn’t know you were an Inquisitor, Jon.” “Yeah, I just haven’t inquisited anyone yet.”
“What are you doing?” “Making a barrel of trolls?” “Troll-tron!”
“Basically, everything’s going to have this horrible burning sensation…”
“It’s a good thing they have eReaders… I don’t think they make D&D books in large print…”
“I think the last thing I need is a Cock Ring of Charisma…”
“Now two people in the party won’t touch that because it’s… sticky.”