Call of Cthulhu, 7/12

“He’s a member of the P-Funk All-stars.”
“The what?”
“Parliament.”
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Call of Cthulhu, 6/7

“‘Don’t use any weapons on it, they don’t have any effect.'”
“Never have I been so glad to be wrong.”
“‘Don’t let him have a flare gun, he’ll set everything on fire…'”
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Call of Cthulhu, 5/31

“What’s the DC equivalent of giant octopus logo?”
“Aquaman.”
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Call of Cthulhu, 5/24

“It’s only a problem if he goes full Riff Raff.”
“You never go full Riff Raff.”
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Call of Cthulhu, 5/17

“I should never be Plan A. I. SHOULD. NEVER. BE. PLAN. A.”
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Call of Cthulhu, 5/10

“But it’s not as bad as the guy that turned into eels.”
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Call of Cthulhu, 4/26

“What are you?”
“Me.”
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Call of Cthulhu, 4/19

“I’m going to spend the luck so I become the target of literally everything ever…”
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Call of Cthulhu, 4/12

“It was mostly for D. He doesn’t know how to play a moron.”
“Have you…”
“Not paid attention to Bryan’s virtuoso performances?”
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Call of Cthulhu, 4/5

“I know, but when two smokestacks becomes three smokestacks, and northwest becomes northeast, we have to ask…”
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