Month: November 2011

“Tin is technically a precious metal…”

“Whoo-hoo. That gives me a +2 in Survival. Now I can find Fangberries too!”

“Now two people in the party won’t touch that because it’s… sticky.”

“Bryan, roll Sense Motive.”
“19.”
“You wonder why you just did that.”

“Cerebroshag? Cerebroshag?? That’s the only kind of X-Men porn that didn’t exist until just now…”

“There’s lots of butter and garlic.”
“Oh, shit, Paula Deen’s been here!”