Month: December 2011

“I didn’t know you were an Inquisitor, Jon.”
“Yeah, I just haven’t inquisited anyone yet.”

“What are you doing?”
“Making a barrel of trolls?”
“Troll-tron!”

“Basically, everything’s going to have this horrible burning sensation

“310 is the market price. You can talk them down. Particularly with the right surgical scalpels.”

“It’s a good thing they have eReaders… I don’t think they make D&D books in large print…”

“I think the last thing I need is a Cock Ring of Charisma…”