Call of Cthulhu, 1/3

“Wait, are we adopting zombie children now? Don’t say yes… don’t say yes…”

“So do we know how – I’m not hugging a corpse. I’m just putting that out there right now.”

“I’d like to point out that I’m the one that was just talking about people who should be in comas talking to me.”
“I wasn’t going to judge.”

“That’s why I don’t take notes.”
“That’s why I take inadequate notes.”

“What is your plan?”
“Well, first we need babies…”

“We need people who are untainted. I am not one of them.”

“Nails is a person. We’re not gonna hammer him into the ground.”

“We’ll just strap a wicker basket to the top of the tank…”
“We don’t have a tank!”
“Do we have a wicker basket?”

“It’s not even 12% of a plan. It’s like 0% of a plan.”
“It’s like -3% of a plan.”

“You don’t want to let me make the plan, because the plan will then involve making British Intelligence operatives out of ghoul children.”

“That sounds crazy… I don’t know where I’m going with this.”

“Started off with a story, ended up with a sentence.”

“These human dentures work great!”

“I’m afraid he’s currently under arrest for assaulting an officer.”
“Us taking him won’t improve his situation.”

“So I looked up a dram to see how much it was, and a dram is equal to three scruples.”
“Oh, we have no scruples.”

“I appreciate that you think I could come up with a more horrible plan than stealing a baby from a hospital.”

“I mean, I’ve done the math, and I feel like you have to be at least 92.”
“I’m pretty sure some of his stories overlap in time.”

“Wait, we need a nanny – you were a nanny. We need a guide – you were a guide. We got a drunk – you’re a drunk.”
“So you’ve made me completely redundant.”

“We’re gonna need an offroad pram.”

“My blood is not innocent.”
“But definitely full of anti-coagulants.”

“Keep your eyes out for a baby while you’re wandering around the hospital looking for a doctor. I mean, don’t take it, but note where it is.”

“I get some top-shelf ether.”
“As opposed to the stuff he’s been carrying around in his coat for who knows how long.”

“How are you going to get the blood out of the child? With the DOCTOR?”
“With a hypodermic needle…?”

“All five babies in here are stone-staring sane. They are so sane, they’re coming out the other end.”

“What makes you think he’s going to do this?”
“Chicago typewriter.”

“So… intimidation.”
“Yes.”
“I’m very charming.”
“So good cop, bad cop?”

“More to the point, if the 60 armed men with us do not want to go into the village… we’re not going into the village.”

“This is not a good book. This is not a friendly book. This is the first book of spells written by a mortal…”

“As everyone steps over it, they get a certain watery feeling in their guts, but beyond that – and a certain desire to urinate – no ill effects.”

“Please do not bring monsters here.”
“That would be foolish. And we are not foolish.”
“Welllll…”

“So there is something large and dangerous in the area.”
“…Yeah there is.”

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