Category Archives: Spirit of the Century

“We’re in Siberia? Why are we in Siberia?”
“Because you slept with my wife!”
“I’m not sure that has anything to do with it…”

“Technically, we’re still in Russian airspace. Nothing has been invaded – EXCEPT MY MARITAL BED!”

“I’m terr…
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“Then you can take romantic oatmeal baths together.”

“It’s like the Aquaman of Pixar movies!”

“Damn it. Stop talking about pizza! I’m trying to search for Finger Physics and I just typed ‘pizza’ instead!”

“You guys made up Europe. There…
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“Screw you, underwater tea party. We’re playing lava cards.”

“Oh! This is the flag of Rappaportopia! Two birds of freedom flying below the trees!”
“There’s three.”
“Oh. My cheek hid that one.”

“Can I count to 30-Manitoba?”
“NO!”

“I s…
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“The world’s not ready for a fat Mormon with a key-taur.”

“Have you ever been blindsided by country hams?” “No, have you?” “Yes! I can never go back to the state of Alabama.”

“Maybe you should invent a knife that doesn’t kill people.” “I did…
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“Dude, you didn’t break your helmet – I farted in it!”"Rappaportopia is a real place! I’ve been there!”"The defense force consisted of an Arkansas toothpick…”"What *doesn’t* shoot at you a lot?” “Bart. He’s more… stabby.”"I li…
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“Dude, he just called you a Disney princess.” “… I’m a Disney princess…”
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