Tag Archives: Carrion Crown

Pathfinder, 8/19

“76. I like that number. Just not when it’s directed at me.”
“I didn’t hit you with a 76. I hit you with a 90.”

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Pathfinder, 8/4

“It puts the halfling in the bag.”

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Pathfinder, 7/28

“Whaaaat? I don’t even know what a whispering fart tower is.”

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Pathfinder, 6/30

“Have you met my girlfriend? No, you haven’t.”
“I’m not sure she exists.”
“She really does exist! She really does exist in Canada.”

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Pathfinder, 6/23

“Are you quite all right now?”
“Well, my arms hurt…”
“Yes, you were gnawing on them. You might want to drink a potion.”

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Pathfinder, 6/9

“I’m not sure halflings are allowed to sleep with gnomes.”
“Well, they’re not allowed to sleep with THIS gnome.”

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Pathfinder, 5/6

“I killed him, at the other table…”
“Well, then, you don’t deserve a dog. Turn that off.”

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Pathfinder, 4/14

“Oh, he’s only half vampire. He’s three feet under.”

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Pathfinder, 3/24

“Don’t worry, I won’t leave anybody out.”
“I would like to be left out.”

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Pathfinder, 3/3

“Where the hell did I get an accent?”
“Uh, you picked it up off one of the dead bodies and equipped it?”

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