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“So my plan is, kill the hostages.”"OK, let me ask you this – can we create an anecdote?” “Ok, this one time, back in Germany…” “NO! An antidote!”"Balloons! We could have done it all with balloons!”"I never run out of ammo..…
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“The best football movie of all times… is a baseball movie.”"My marble is full of mouth today.”"Is that why you go for the corn dog before the woman? The woman won’t get cold, but the corn dog will?”"Yeah, that corn dog is still warm…
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“Don’t jinx it! This character isn’t a smoker!”"I believe you want to save a truck full of dynamite for later use!”"Does he have all his feet?” “Yes, all three of them!” “Time’s a little wibbly on your ship, you know.”"I’m not…
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“This just furthers my thought that you’ve got a time machine and you’re using it for asinine reasons.”"You know what I would do with a time machine, Yammy?”"Go back in time and watch the Judge Dredd movie 500 times in the theater?”"You k…
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“I was waiting for the past tense to come out…”"Oh, that’s right. Bryan does butt things.”"This is true. That’s my 11th aspect: Not the most popular man in Canada.”"I, Higgins, would like to be vaginally inserted, for I have been pra…
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“You mean I have to redo my monitor settings for this game?”
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“It has ‘Comprehend the Incomprehensible’ – so we can understand Jason’s handwriting!”
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