EmeraldSilver Blogs

“‘I’ve gotta go file the cabinet…’ ‘What?’ ‘I’m bad at innuendos.’”

“I meant to say Olympic level, but college just kept coming out.”

“My top skill is Charm.” “Mine is Locksmith.” “Mine is Credit Rating.”

“Is there a table?” “Yeah, he just said there are no empty tables.” “…I missed that.”

“How many bodies does it take to make a mass murderer?” “I asked the exact same question a few sessions ago, and I never got an answer!”