EmeraldSilver Blogs

“For the KCA, which is the ‘doesn’t read like it sounds’ Central Association.’”

“I believe where we come from, we call those guides.” “Oh. No. Don’t be our guide.” “That ended poorly for the last one.”

“He probably had at least one less sanity than I do.”

“Well, just call up a crossroads demon and sell your soul.” “How do you think I got here in the first place?”

“If we were in South America, we could order from Amazon!”

“In the nearly abandoned dig.” “It’s our dig now!”

“Wait, who was included in that pointing?”

“Why him?” “The last time I did it to a random guy, it incited a mob.”

“He’s a member of the P-Funk All-stars.” “The what?” “Parliament.”

“‘Don’t use any weapons on it, they don’t have any effect.’” “Never have I been so glad to be wrong.” “‘Don’t let him have a flare gun, he’ll set everything on fire…’”