“And by ‘picture of a shield,’ I mean you could believe it.” “Cleric on cleric rap battle?” “I’m pretty sure that hellhound has never been hugged.” “Damn it! All I need is two points to make a line! Two points!” “I mean, healing font is good, but I still prefer Times New Roman.” “They have […]
“It’s been a couple of weeks. I should get to roll again.” “We are going to do this the cinematic way and not the smart way. I’m gonna stab the fucker and then get up.” “You turned a statement into math, and it’s not the same.” “You’re the affordable help.” “Two out of three stars, […]
“Are the spiders having a seance?”“No, no.” “How’s an 11?”“An 11 makes me think I should remind everyone that they got a hero point at the beginning of this session.” “I thought you didn’t rewrite your whole character!”“I didn’t! I’m just telling you the relevant bits!” “I just healed that damage! Can you stay healed […]