“If it looks like it’s going to go poorly, I might call someone.”
\n“Looks like I’ll live. Better call someone.”
\n<\/p>\n
“That’s one of the advantages of firelight: you didn’t realize how shitty the place you live is.”<\/p>\n
“You’re the shortest tall Saurian you’ve ever seen… or the tallest short Saurian you’ve ever seen. Whichever.”<\/p>\n
“I’ve repaired one just like it before.”
\n“You’ve repaired this one before.”
\n“…I recognize body parts more than people.”<\/p>\n
“They looked like somebody that didn’t know what they were doing stuck things together until they had four legs and a mouth.”<\/p>\n
“Cybernetic liver?”
\n“Not yet.”<\/p>\n
“Do you wait for Nosy McLizardpants to come out of this stranger’s room?”<\/p>\n
“Beastly little creatures.”
\n“Watch captains?”
\n“No. Ants.”<\/p>\n
“This isn’t truancy again, is it?”
\n“No.”
\n“This isn’t injuries due to truancy again, is it?”
\n“No!”<\/p>\n
“She’s half-orc, half-elf.”
\n“So she’s an orphan?”
\n“No, she has half a family.”<\/p>\n
“Our standard of illegible is pretty high around here.”<\/p>\n
“But you did nearly have yourself decapitated once and only rated it a 2.”<\/p>\n
“I need a cage. We’re going to have to go back down there.”
\n“That sounds terrible. Did it seem like a good idea when you were thinking?”<\/p>\n
“I can’t help but notice that I’m tired, but ‘we’ need coffee.”<\/p>\n
“What?”
\n“I don’t think I stuttered. We need to go back down there.”<\/p>\n
“What about you? Have you been exposed to lots of things, like radiation or chlamydia?”
\n“Was that her name?”<\/p>\n
“So I can replicate it later. Because over-energized orc seems like a good idea.”<\/p>\n
“Okay, so we’re going to kidnap Deth and throw him to the doctor…”<\/p>\n
“Kidnapping is a strong word, and people always seem to focus on that.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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