{"id":1005,"date":"2018-03-15T18:22:20","date_gmt":"2018-03-15T23:22:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=1005"},"modified":"2018-03-15T18:22:20","modified_gmt":"2018-03-15T23:22:20","slug":"titansgrave-3-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2018\/03\/15\/titansgrave-3-14\/","title":{"rendered":"Titansgrave, 3\/14"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re gonna go see if this smells like chloroform to him.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Probably not; he&#8217;s had all that coffee and beer&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;That&#8217;s why he&#8217;s getting a human-sized dose of chloroform.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t say nutrition; I said medical attention.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;When it was just naps, I was going to pick him up, but if he&#8217;s peeing&#8230; Nope.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is there a way to rapidly discharge a device?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Non-explosively?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I haven&#8217;t even had a chance to get my robe darned yet&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So no, you don&#8217;t need three hole pants. That&#8217;s a totally different thing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is what happens when you back out on us &#8211; you end up dead in a hallway somewhere.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I need an umbrella made of&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Titanium?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Wrench?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, you&#8217;re not deceiving.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No, and I&#8217;m not.  And I&#8217;m not angry&#8230; yet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Any cows die of nightmares?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I was thinking about braining them.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well, brain death is&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Not to death!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is &#8211; not &#8211; Stop climbing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m conductive!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m reactive!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I chase idiot wizards around with a stick!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re gonna go see if this smells like chloroform to him.&#8221; &#8220;Probably not; he&#8217;s had all that&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[29],"class_list":["post-1005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fantasy-age","tag-titansgrave","wpcat-28-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1005"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1006,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005\/revisions\/1006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}