“See? Well bad. WELL. BAD.”
\n<\/p>\n
“Even if his feet aren’t technically on the ground, he is still ballast. With a rope, that matters.”<\/p>\n
“You are now pulling a rope that is basically tied to a giant orc.”<\/p>\n
“I am angry that it took a part of me and is now wearing it as a tie.”
\n“It’s actually wearing it as a spleen.”<\/p>\n
“I am roaring up there with my jaw agape and a bandage in my hands.”<\/p>\n
“He’s not killing them; he’s just moving them away. He might as well be using a spatula.”<\/p>\n
“Once I have very calmly finished my bandaging, I turn tail and run.”<\/p>\n
“Is there girly screaming involved?”
\n“No, we’re going to assume that was a steam pipe…”<\/p>\n
“One of them saw Sivaak run up and then run away, and I was going to see if they were smart enough to think he was doing something important. A three is not going to do it…”<\/p>\n
“I am going to stab it in the face, if it has a face.”<\/p>\n
“This combat crap is for the birds. I am putting as much distance as possible between myself and these… things. And then I’m going to get out the duct tape and heal myself.”<\/p>\n
“Is this the one you’re going to fail?”
\n“Yes. I’m going to roll three 1s… one of the dice is going to catch on fire and fly off the table…”<\/p>\n
“You don’t get to take that piece of flesh back.”
\n“I did. It’s pinned to my shirt.”<\/p>\n
“And it takes a large chunk of you and attaches it to itself.”
\n“Nooo.”<\/p>\n
“Jim! You are now attacking your own liver. Do you think it’ll hurt when you hit it?”
\n“It’s hurting me now…”<\/p>\n
“It grows a tongue so it can lick its own claw, because it knows it’s going to die next.”<\/p>\n
“So what I’m hearing here is that we are on the trail of an anti-agrarian mecha-zoo.”
\n“…That’s a conclusion… that someone… might come to…”<\/p>\n
“God, I love it when he looks at me that way… and then I run away.”<\/p>\n
“Don’t worry. We didn’t take parts out of the horses. We don’t do that kind of thing.”<\/p>\n
“Well, I’m loaded with information.”
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