{"id":1011,"date":"2018-05-03T18:19:14","date_gmt":"2018-05-03T23:19:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=1011"},"modified":"2018-05-03T18:19:14","modified_gmt":"2018-05-03T23:19:14","slug":"titansgrave-4-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2018\/05\/03\/titansgrave-4-11\/","title":{"rendered":"Titansgrave, 4\/11"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re going to ask them damnedfool questions.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t name it! Look, it&#8217;s here on the map.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I appreciate that you rolled the dice.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You assume I looked at the result.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Doesn&#8217;t matter &#8211; you rolled.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are we going to be here long?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I don&#8217;t know. I didn&#8217;t even want to come here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How&#8217;s she going to find us later?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;She&#8217;s an investigator, specializing in finding people. Supposedly. She&#8217;ll find us.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There must be a short in the system.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well, yeah &#8211; there&#8217;s a dwarf in there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Who can tell me about drag?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well&#8230; first you have to shave&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I could help him, but it&#8217;s too funny.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This really is a terrible idea. I&#8217;m going to Arcane Blast one of them, wait until they see me, and then run towards the others.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are we now part of the revolution? Are we participating in the revolution? 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