“I’m telling you… the most dangerous thing we’ve done so far is let those gnomes go.”<\/p>\n
“Half price?\u00a0 The diplomat will get full stroke… every time.”
\n“And he might even sell the item…”<\/p>\n
“I just said ogling.\u00a0 I didn’t say anything about touching, feeling, or taking pictures.”<\/p>\n
“I cast Detect Creative Editing of Facts.”
\n“Oh, yes, you definitely sense creative editing of facts…”<\/p>\n
“I nonchalantly motion to people that that scarecrow has no brains of his own and wants ours…”<\/p>\n
“A is not for Alchemist.\u00a0 A is for boom.”<\/p>\n
“Would you say these are even-tempered crocodiles…?”<\/p>\n
“I love D&D.\u00a0 You can commit genocide and it’s okay, because they’re lizard people.”<\/p>\n
“I have plenty of ability to see in the dark, Your Majesty.\u00a0 I have flint and tinder and this torch…”<\/p>\n
“Darius?”
\n“Twenty.\u00a0 Uh… I mean nine.”<\/p>\n
“I am not androgynous!”
\n“Androgynous, your turn…”<\/p>\n
“So what was it I was supposed to do?”
\n“NOT KILL THE KING!”<\/p>\n
“Well, let’s not get into the culture of adventurers.\u00a0 ‘Oh, well, you pissed me off, let me stab you in the mouth.'”<\/p>\n
“So the glass implements or the hooks?”
\n“Well, I’ve read many studies that says glass is bad for children, so… the hooks.”<\/p>\n
“Gnomes are the worst monsters in the kingdom.”
\n“They ARE fae…”<\/p>\n
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