“I hope that’s your willpower and not my willpower…”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“I’m going to knock people down with blaster pistols.”
\n“Why don’t you shoot them with blaster pistols…?”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to continue using these dice.”
\n“Yeah, that’s a nice roll.”
\n“I’m going to continue using these dice; they’re all I brought.”
\n“Doesn’t matter what dice I use…”<\/p>\n
“I think perhaps this is the path of wisdom.”
\n“I don’t have that on my character sheet.”<\/p>\n
“Does it appear to have just been abandoned, or are there people chunks?”<\/p>\n
“If you weren’t wearing three layers of wool, you crazy lizard…”<\/p>\n
“Quick, program my nanites to fight back!”<\/p>\n
“This seems coded… I think I’m going to call it ‘code.'”<\/p>\n
“Just park on those concentric circles over there; that looks safe.”<\/p>\n
“…I went back one full game.”<\/p>\n
“Do you have any kind of watches?”
\n“Uh-huh.”
\n“Are they digital or analog?”<\/p>\n
“It’s only 30 yards. You can navigate back to where you were by turning your head slightly to the left.”
\n“You’ve seen how they roll, right?”<\/p>\n
“Number one, I was picturing it very differently. Number two, I didn’t know I had a spinny chair!”<\/p>\n
“Something out here is tough.”
\n“And mean.”
\n“And it was right next to our camp!”<\/p>\n
“Have we ever lost a pet that could have gone mutant?”<\/p>\n
“You’ve clearly reached a point where the landscape is as generic as can be.”
\n“Just like our rolls.”<\/p>\n
“You are in fact using your Perception (Hearing) to listen to anything else.”<\/p>\n
“I’m grinding my teeth.”
\n“The engines are grinding their teeth too.”
\n“I am aware.”<\/p>\n
“Put it all together: bad driving, bad engineering…”
\n“Bad rolling?”
\n“When we fuck it up, we fuck it up together.”<\/p>\n
“There are plenty of vowels in Elvish.”
\n“Ys don’t count.”<\/p>\n
“What? I said coffin lid.”
\n“I heard cargo lid.”
\n“I heard something more amusing than that.”
\n“…I heard condom lid.”<\/p>\n
“I’m not angry enough to turn around, and I trust the people behind me.”
\n“AHAHAH – sorry.”<\/p>\n
“Do you have Blaster Long Arms, by any chance?”
\n“No. He has short arms.”
\n“Yes, he has very short arms.”<\/p>\n
“Nobody expects Alice – she’s like the Spanish Inquisition.”<\/p>\n
“It’s penetrating – worse than piercing.”
\n“That’s what she said.”<\/p>\n
“That entire time, you were literally yelling, ‘Kill that motherfucker!'”<\/p>\n
“We’re both green.”
\n“I’m grey.”
\n“Close enough.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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