“Well, he’d be like eating a donut hole, and you’d be like eating a donut, if you’re looking for scale.”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“I’m going to shoot it in the face, despite the fact that it will then see me.”<\/p>\n
“I can skirmish him! No. Wait, I can move myself! I will skirmish myself 2 yards away.”<\/p>\n
“There’s probably somewhere to go inside the mouth.”
\n“Its butthole, probably.”
\n“That depends…”<\/p>\n
“So, no vorpal butthole.”<\/p>\n
“Please continue, while the muscle continues to talk.”<\/p>\n
“So does it look like it’s coming down on our dumb mages?”<\/p>\n
“No, orc. Not alcove.”
\n“Yeah, but he’s way more likely to get hit.”<\/p>\n
“Are you meat-puppeting them again? Bad orc!”<\/p>\n
“Well, me and my two hitpoints are gonna go back into the building.”<\/p>\n
“Then I’m going to hit one from the roof. Let’s call it George.”<\/p>\n
“If it moves, you go with it.”
\n“You’re now riding it.”<\/p>\n
“So the one that hits the ground – ”
\n“George.”
\n“…If you want to call it that, you can, but I’m not going to.”<\/p>\n
“Awww, they’re fleshy on the inside.”<\/p>\n
“Soylent plates are made of people!”<\/p>\n
“Give you a +2 to hit, from jumping and gravity.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, awesome! I wasn’t prepared to roll damage.”<\/p>\n
“She was down to 2, and I don’t know what you were down to – ”
\n“Belligerent.”<\/p>\n
“The only thing I can see that we’ve done wrong – ”
\n“Psh. The only thing?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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