{"id":1032,"date":"2018-08-22T19:35:08","date_gmt":"2018-08-23T00:35:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=1032"},"modified":"2018-10-03T19:35:53","modified_gmt":"2018-10-04T00:35:53","slug":"titansgrave-8-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2018\/08\/22\/titansgrave-8-22\/","title":{"rendered":"Titansgrave, 8\/22"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Well, finally, we finished the journey to morgue drawer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They don&#8217;t have vacuum-drawers.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I lived a whole life in there! I knew people! I betrayed them! They deserved it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You know, there&#8217;s a question I asked a decade ago when I joined this group that I&#8217;m not going to ask now: what happens when I pull the cable?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You see something slump to the ground, like it fell out of one of the bins.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Good job.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You broke it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s why you think everything is connected! We&#8217;re all plugged in together!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230;and the matriarchy that kept the orcs down, so we need to burn it all down &#8211; sorry, was that out loud?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;We can&#8217;t burn it all down. One of those is you. And one of those is me!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to try, as passively as I can, to put them back to sleep.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I believe he just used the electricity word.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If your goal was to render it unconscious, it just drops, like&#8230; a chicken&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Miss. MISS. Something actually missed me for the first time, ever!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Because this is crazy talk, and this is crazy talk, but this might just be crazier.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ironically, you&#8217;re not wrong. However, you&#8217;re also horribly not right.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The first row is at dick height; the second row is at hand height.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Herd them or hurt them? Because you are herding them them somewhere.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Propelling him into the &#8216;open the door&#8217; position.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, so you cast &#8216;Open Door&#8217;?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My sheet is defective!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;That&#8217;s why I printed a whole new stack of them.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;But I&#8217;d already written on this one!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sivaak! You know how I keep telling you not to shock me? Shock me!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Uh&#8230; you&#8217;re an elf.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You&#8217;re an orphan, aren&#8217;t you? I knew it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Inflicting damage to my friends is abhorrent to me.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Apparently inflicting damage to the enemy is also abhorrent to you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sorry. Sorry. Saurian.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Well, finally, we finished the journey to morgue drawer.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[29],"class_list":["post-1032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fantasy-age","tag-titansgrave","wpcat-28-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1032"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1033,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions\/1033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}