“The electrical thing is bad, don’t get me wrong…”
\n“And you would know.”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“I’m going to try to convince the AI – ”
\n“FauDIN?”<\/p>\n
“What do they think people do instead?!”
\n“Something Apple-y, I assume!”<\/p>\n
“Are you putting a monkey wrench in the plans?”<\/p>\n
“So it’s heavier than my morningstar. So in that case, I’m going to have to just hit with Ayzaar.”<\/p>\n
“That kind of amuses me: the dwarf is unstable.”
\n“The dwarf’s been unstable all along.”
\n“You’re not wrong.”<\/p>\n
“You’re supposed to be my ace in the hole, where I go, ‘orc! whack! whack!'”<\/p>\n
“I’m part cyborg. Once you go metal, you’ll never settle.”
\n“Wow. How long did you have THAT in your pocket?!”<\/p>\n
“They don’t make an ‘are you kidding me’ emote?”<\/p>\n
“Now that you’re in the room, you can see that there’s a slight frosting on them.”
\n“Is it chocolate?”<\/p>\n
“The fighters are telling me to go away now. This happens a lot.”<\/p>\n
“Sounds like when someone hits the observation window in a good game of squash.”
\n“Or when your cat hits a sliding glass door?”
\n[which actually happened moments before…]<\/p>\n
“Oh no. My armor. What will I do.”
\n“You should have upgraded to the parka armor!”<\/p>\n
“The computer has a -3 dex, because… it’s a box.”
\n“That’s still pretty good for a box.”<\/p>\n
“What is the machine going to do now…? It’s really getting frustrated…”<\/p>\n
“There is a note similar to an extremely low note on a bass guitar.”
\n“…Brown note?”<\/p>\n
“Jim! You are now flanked. Not that this game has flanking rules…”<\/p>\n
“I will ignore the cat, and I will stab the Saurian that I don’t know particularly well.”<\/p>\n
“You know how you’re against the whole hitting thing? I’m against the whole dying thing.”<\/p>\n
“One. One tiny piece of tile wings past you and scratches you almost as bad as you cut yourself shaving.”<\/p>\n
“Did the cat go?”
\n“Uh… it’s recovering from the chaos in the room. Also known as ‘I forgot to have it go and I don’t like to go backwards.'”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to engineer the crap out of it.”<\/p>\n
“You guys are really close to being on the timer with 3 second, like some kind of movie.”<\/p>\n
“He screams as though his god is being rendered asunder in front of him.”
\n“Yeah. About that.”<\/p>\n
“What did you say?”
\n“I put my boots out. With a T. Not a B.”
\n“Well, it had a B – ”
\n“But only one.”<\/p>\n
“I wonder what the nanobots inside me are doing…”
\n“Rusting.”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to nap for a month, then we need to find a new god. I nominate myself.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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