“Well, I make shoes. What do you make?”
\n“Mistakes.”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“How do you have 2 spells and you’re still copying us?”<\/p>\n
“Is that an ironic name, or do you sing a lot and it’s sad?”<\/p>\n
“I’m gonna spell it ‘Zif’ so I know how to pronounce it.”
\n“You were complaining about Reimos?”
\n“Not anymore.”<\/p>\n
“Have this half-empty beer. Don’t ask why it’s half-empty.”<\/p>\n
“He told us where to meet him later.”
\n“But I want to meet him now.”<\/p>\n
“Also, we’re not staying at your facility because we expect property damage.”<\/p>\n
“I’m not wearing robes. I’m wearing pants. I’m a pants man.”
\n“…Thank you for clarifying?”<\/p>\n
“That’s the problem with finding character portraits at first level. All of them are like… there’s magic coming up, and you’re a guy with a stick.”<\/p>\n
“She’s very bossy.”
\n“She’s wrangling. She’s trying to herd.”<\/p>\n
“Without being a murder hobo, I’m going down into the basement.”
\n“I want to be a regular hobo.”<\/p>\n
“Yes. That is clearly the yoga mat of Strahd.”<\/p>\n
“Why don’t you go upstairs and find the baby, and if you find the monster, scream?”<\/p>\n
“Did you say ‘nuke baby’ or ‘nude baby’?”
\n“Mute. I said mute.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t think we want you to blind us.”
\n“Then you can’t see the danger!”<\/p>\n
“I hope it’s a giant paramecium!”<\/p>\n
“I figure we’re just kind of working our way through the rules here, and eventually we’ll do it right…”<\/p>\n
“I got here by following a rabbit into the fog.”
\n“Did you catch the rabbit?”
\n“No, I caught Waterdeep.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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