“That would be ‘hey, asshole.'”
\n“That’s very rude.”
\n“Have you met us?”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“According to this, it’s only a 240 foot walk.”
\n“I could stretch that out to an hour, easily.”<\/p>\n
“Unfortunately, we have arrived in the middle of their foggy season, which lasts from 1823 to 1964.”<\/p>\n
“Every character of mine has relied on being more of a coward than the rest of you.”<\/p>\n
“What do you mean ‘your earth’? You don’t have an earth.”<\/p>\n
“How long does it take to walk from the mist to the mist?”
\n“That’s not something people tend to measure.”<\/p>\n
“Does he go down if you punch him in the chest?”
\n“I go down if you punch me in the chest.”
\n“I already know that about you.”<\/p>\n
“This seems like a bad place to be in general – not to be rude – so why do you say that it’s been a bad time recently?”<\/p>\n
“Did he have an outrageous hat?”
\n“Yes.”
\n“Then I’m not a Vistani.”
\n“We can get you a hat.”<\/p>\n
“If I do it on your corpse, it won’t be for you.”<\/p>\n
“Did you just say ‘shove lemon wafers down socks’?”<\/p>\n
“I put them in the holes; I don’t dig them.”<\/p>\n
“Wait, how do we know she’s left the house twice?”
\n“Unless there’s a four-fanged vampire…”
\n“That’s what I assumed.”<\/p>\n
“Look, vampires aren’t four-fanged, and I need you to just accept this for a little while.”<\/p>\n
“Can one of you roll medicine or something to give her one more blood-sucking?”<\/p>\n
“Do you know him?”
\n“We’re not all related, you know! I’m a very jolly wizard, and he sounds like he wasn’t.”<\/p>\n
“He didn’t even know there’s a mountain.”
\n“He doesn’t get out much. Not when cleaning is his hobby.”<\/p>\n
“She gives you a dream pastry.”
\n“I’m going to cast detect magic on that bastard later.”<\/p>\n
“Wouldn’t it be great if the dungeon level was pastry? Not even monsters or anything, just, like, donuts and stuff.”<\/p>\n
“I think when I see one of those open-mouthed ghouls coming at me, I’m going to shove the dream pastry in its mouth and let it escape Barovia for a while.”<\/p>\n
“I thought you were going to eat it!”
\n“Did you look at that woman?”<\/p>\n
“I didn’t know we could pay with children!”
\n“Presumably you have to own children…”<\/p>\n
“So one kid is worth two pastries…”<\/p>\n
“Do you own the kid now?”
\n“Only half. I only gave him one gold!”<\/p>\n
“So you’re saying being sold for pastries is the cure for vampirism?”<\/p>\n
“Besides, I’m still doing calculations on what percentage of teenager I own.”
\n“Too much.”<\/p>\n
“‘Unhand the child now, fiend,’ I say, from a safe distance behind the paladin.”<\/p>\n
“If we went back and… helped… the priest’s son, then we have a replacement for consolation!”<\/p>\n
“Illusion.”
\n“That makes sense.”
\n“And necromancy.”
\n“Don’t eat the biscuits!”<\/p>\n
“I don’t want any undead mincemeat pie.”<\/p>\n
“Just making sure that everyone’s OK. I was good leaving three plot hooks ago.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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