“Okay, out of respect for the 20 years or so I’ve been gaming with you guys, I have been refraining from making burger jokes for WEEKS.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“I don’t think I made a check. I think I was just bad at role-playing.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I wasn’t sure if it was his wife or his cat.”
\n“Saying ‘chicken wing, chicken wing’?”
\n“Well, yeah.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know, I thought tonight I’ll roll well for initiative.”
\n“What did you roll?”
\n“Ten.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He looks like a noble – “
\n“Natural 20 and unnatural 20.”
\n“He looks like a splat on the ground.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know what the best part of humans is? Their groin is at axe-level.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You can’t set fire to a single room!”
\n“I’m pretty sure you can.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We murdered her husband. We weren’t in a hurry to talk to her.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I only have detect, not dispel.”
\n“What kind of counter-speller are you?!”
\n“I only have two third-level spells, and I wanted a hut!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why is Ramos my natural enemy in this group? My rival? He doesn’t even like boots.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I have two humans worth of gore on me. I’m going to\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Teleportation magic is what?”
\n“Explosive.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What’s the magic poem?”
\n“Hickory dickory I’m not telling you!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You fingered it last week.”
\n“No, if I had fingered it, you would know. I leave a mark!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m petting my skeletal cat like some kind of disturbing Blofeld.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m just trying to gauge how much murder you have left in you.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Let’s have a ritual about how cool our rituals are.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I set the table back up, slightly perturbed that I didn’t get to flip it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Think angsty, emo teenager.”
\n“Okay, I feel less bad now.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Once he was blown up, I don’t think he’s really that concerned about the cat.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I have that. I was going to say that joke anyway, but I actually have that.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It is a flaw that I get mad and very competitive about shoes!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I feel like you’re super-lucky.”
\n“We’re certainly not lucky to the towns we go to.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Glyph of warding\u2026 Ooo, it’s abjuration. Hot!”
\n“\u2026Why is glyph of warding hot?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If we come across a river, I think I will try to find it the skeleton of a fish.”
\n“The logic\u2026 it’s impeccable\u2026”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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