“Obnoxious, not voluptuous.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“This is the worst chicken and the fox puzzle ever.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Perhaps I could dance and entertain you!”
\n“Nooooo. Bored and annoyed\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s a good thing we have a haberdasher in the group.”
\n“Do we? Do we really?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We can make the battlefield more zesty!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I was not prepared to save vs. tetanus.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This is only a westbound raft.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yeah, but you’re pointing at her – you’re using the Whisper spell.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Dwarves are great for standing on. Stocky people, very sturdy.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There is a goat hanging from the ceiling, dripping its lifeblood onto her.”
\n“She’s invented the shower!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There’s what looks like a baby crib that explodes, and the baby is just floating there\u2026”
\n“I felt bad for like half a second\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I already set fire to her once; what more do you want?”
\n“Do it again?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If you were all to put your heads together, it would be like an episode of the Three Stooges.”
\n“You mean it isn’t already?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I boldly stride into the hut like I’ve been contributing the whole time.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“To be fair, the hut had taken 72 damage from a fireball, a shatter, and an ass-whupping.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“One of his lungs is definitely still functioning.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I used to be an adventurer and then I took a boulder to the chest.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We put the lock on the mimic to keep it from attacking you, you dumbasses!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This hut is a delight that just keeps giving.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Eight. See how much better that is?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Don’t worry, I don’t have issues with circles – “
\n“In this game.”
\n“Now, trapezoids\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Anybody that is of a religious bent can feel the touch of the nature gods here.”
\n“And not the bad kind.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“They have a band – the Uncorrupted Druids.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Did you just say the gods were fingering me all night? That’s what I heard\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We found the fog of war!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“‘What happens if a paladin tries to cast locate mount?’ ‘Well, Timmy\u2026'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, sure – you can eat it after I’ve showered.”
\n“Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like it would be tainted?”
\n“Its last sight was of me naked\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Didn’t you know this carriage plays ‘The Girl from Ipanema?'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So what you really need to do is get him to take hallucinogens – oh, wait, he’s already got them.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Hey, Strahd, want to be my biscuit buddy? It’s not as bad as it sounds!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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