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“Darryl, 30,000 people have gone missing…”<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

“You may not roll for your horse, as your horse is not inside the castle in your room…”<\/p>\n

“I have a pocket horse!”<\/p>\n

“Oh.\u00a0 Uh.\u00a0 Can we assume my character is less stupid than I am?”<\/p>\n

“*knock knock* Kobolds, stabbing people.\u00a0 Go back to sleep.”<\/p>\n

“The horse is smarter than the wizard, goddammit.\u00a0 It will not shit on the floor.”<\/p>\n

“Wow.\u00a0 That cuts me more deeply than THIS KNIFE IN MY CHEST!”<\/p>\n

“So instead of going for a housekeeper, you’re going for Inspector Gadget.”
\n“Yes.”<\/p>\n

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