“You’re going the Bryan route?”
“I’m going the Kacey route: high performance, low ability.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“Radiant damage is people.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The one that crit me. I want to have a conversation with him.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He’s wild surgin’. As opposed to wild sturgeon.”
\n“Or wild surgeon.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Or you could stab him. Do you have something to stab him with?”
\n“Yeah. A crossbow.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Don’t worry about massive damage.”
\n“Oh, I wasn’t going to. I wasn’t going to tell you, either.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh, do you speak Draconic?”
\n“No! I don’t speak anything! And even if I could read it, I couldn’t tell anyone what it says. Because I don’t speak.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Maybe the wolf speaks Draconic.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
[We created a beacon of light]
\n“Well, that’s gonna piss off ol’ Strahd.”
\n“Do giant moths start coming?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I have\u2026 Find Familiar. Is it my familiar?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I gave you the important parts!”
\n“No, you didn’t! I have those bloody useless, pointless notes! They’re in that bin on the end! ‘There are problems with turtles!'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Can you use a sword?”
\n“I can. I can use it as a crutch. I can use it as a toothpick, once.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And I’ve been hit less than you.”
\n“You also joined later.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What about nipples?”
\n“I don’t know. I’m asking him to explain his religion to me\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I would like to go to Nippleheim when I die. Sign me up, sir!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So I think I’ll just stick to my shield and one-handed weapon – or the dwarf steals the peach maneuver.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh, I bet the mother’s milk will help you sleep. Would you like some? I have no idea what it’s going to do\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What have we learned?”
\n“Fire is hot!”
\n“Also\u2026 don’t touch the fire?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Look, no one knew it was dangerous until I tested it.”
\n“\u2026We had suspicions.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No, we did. Because he tried to convince Strahd to make him his own personal bootmaker.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I said I needed a lunch! I’m not prepared for this! I got set of fire by myself!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You can’t go wrong with a tiny hut.”
\n“You can. You can memorize that spell instead of a useful one.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, I think it’s just an opposed strength roll to start, and then we figure out all the fleshy parts.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He’s touching me! And whispering draconic in my ear!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Because after I took the damage from walking through the fire, I remembered\u2026 ‘Oh, yeah – I have Dimension Door. And I can take 1 person with me.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“To be fair, I injured myself before we chose to go through the fire.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’re ok, though! I learned many years ago that big birds are only worried about counting!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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