“Twice the doors, half the danger!”
“Sure.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“I reached for the spirits, and I got\u2026 the spirits.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I appreciate you giving me this set of dice, but I’m never rolling this d20 again. Seven specters swing at you.”
<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n“So you’re saying I’m more upset about the disappearing mead?”\n\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How many can I catch in a line?”
\n“Three.”
\n“How many can I get if I don’t care if I hit Magnus?”
\n“\u2026Two?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I don’t know what that was, but I don’t approve!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Half-elves. They experience everything through their mouths.”
\n“We’re not dogs!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It can hold one warrior, or two of these.”
\n“One warrior or no warriors.”
\n“I like how I didn’t even get counted in that.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do they feel like jerky when I touch them?”
\n“NO.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s the great thing: Kacey can speak with dead. He can’t hear what they’re saying\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Hundreds of skulls fall out of the space behind the door.”
\n“Oh, that’s weird.”
\n“That’s unsanitary.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What if I cast arcane lock backwards?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“OK, so I realize we’re already in initiative because someone threw a rock into a void, but I realy need a nap.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And because he’s failed his save, he’s now on fire. On the inside. And he puts off 30 ft of light.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Weren’t you the one that wanted a nap?”
\n“Yeah, no, I decided I’m fine.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Just because you have no teeth doesn’t mean you can’t say my race.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You let them eat soap. It’s been several hours. We aren’t going back.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“‘Where’d you get all these magic items?’ ‘I definitely didn’t kill a bunch of wizards and stuff them into magic items.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s a wizard roach motel! They come in, and they die.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I already have a bag of many things.”
\n“Those are things you’ve collected.”
\n“Yeah!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Sweet. While I was drinking mead, you were doing things productively.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“14 does not hit well. What’s wrong with you?”
\n“I’m rolling dice.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And I give it the ol’ right hook of Thor\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So it broke through, realized it forgot its wallet, and broke back through\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So this is where evil naps?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Come back after eating soup for 30 years.”
\n“I’m in Ravenloft. The chances I’m going to live that long are slim.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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