“It’s the only thing I can take from you. You don’t have any dignity.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“Three weeks is three sessions.”
\n“Well\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m the same alignment as Reimos.”
\n“Chaotic curious?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He has a couple of unidentified flasks, too.”
\n“Those I’m merely worried about. The other things, I’m concerned about.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“They have many gifts to offer.”
\n“It’s true. I got a bag of teeth from one.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Look, I don’t know what fervent means, but I guarantee I’m as fervent as the next guy!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m not telling you how to use your program. I’m just telling you to save as, so then you have two corrupt files.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The golems were broken when we got here.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know what you can’t do with this? Stick it in a scabbard.”
\n“Look, Thundarr just stuck it to his bracer.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Are we just going after Strahd because he’s evil incarnate? Is that what we’re doing?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This is my surprised helmet.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You realize we can see your face now? Now we can see all the faces you make.”
\n“Yeah, I’ve got to fix that.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I enjoy your particular brand of humor. It’s\u2026 confusing.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do you remember when he had teeth? Good times, good times.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The drawbridge is still down. Because you guys broke it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“After all the mead I just drank, I can pee through 33 mattresses.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There’s a double door\u2026”
\n“Double door.”
\n“Every time. At least you guys are concistent.”
\n“Look, if it’s important, you put double doors on it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yeah. I was having a tirade, and you guys spoiled it. With facts.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So what I’m hearing is that this isn’t really Strahd’s castle – he just stole it and left people lining his thrones.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, we’re not doing the lord’s work here – we’re doing the landlord’s work.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Nobody wants to remember Stretch Armstrong.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“To be fair, Stretch Armstrong is a two-handed toy.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This may be a terrible idea. But we’re not going to find out if it’s a terrible idea until we pick it up.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Weapons are kind of getting\u2026 uppity\u2026 lately.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That was the good old days, where we had arbitrary rules and 27 types of polearm.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The ceiling is moving. So my immediate response was ‘burn it with fire.'”
\n“Seems reasonable.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Anyone want to burn for a minute? It’s a full minute! It’s exciting!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s way better than a 6, so you’re not the one that gets pooped on.”
\n“I mean, does Uncanny Dodge or Evasion help me in this situation?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So 70 now, and there’s more where that came from.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“To all that were behind me in initiative order: sorry!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“She scared me, but only for 4 damage!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, honestly, I just grabbed her boob with my Spectral Hand. That’s why it was only 2 damage\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I know there’s no bees in this place, but I say we just keep bee-lining.”
\n“Maybe that’s how we create them?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“They’re probably just cast iron painted gold.”
\n“They’re bronze.”
\n“They’re probably just cast iron painted bronze.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’ve found that even though I feel like I’m closer aligned to this place than anyone else, it still doesn’t like me.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I don’t want to be greedy; there could be 122 other people that want parts of the king.”
\n“There’s two hundred and thirty-some-odd bones\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I want to watch Reimos steal his own finger bone.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Time Stop is there, though. Might be difficult to cast from a scroll.”
\n“Liches like to do that so they can pull your pants down.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So, crypts to the left of you, crypts to the right\u2026 you’re in the middle with them.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Never trust a fart when you’re lifting a portcullis. I’m just going to put that out there.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Was that a sneeze or horror?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How many people can say they got killed by Strahd? OK, millions\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Sorry.”
\n“Neither of you are actually sorry. We all know this.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No! My Chromatic Sphere casting range is 90 feet. The fireballs are over THERE.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He’s always looked down on you.”
\n“Yes, but now he can really look down on me.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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