“Did you drown in mashed potatoes?”
\n“Whoa. That is uncalled-for.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“But when he throws himself on the grenade, he’s usually the one that pulled the pin.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“They put more effort into character development than I did.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Might I also point out that water breathing was random – and bad?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Who talks about Thanos? What happened to Galactus? Nobody respects the Space Pope anymore.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Each time you absorb a power, it moves up one. I don’t know if you can lose absorption – that would be awkward.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If I wanted to fight in this fight, I would have brought my character sheet.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I can’t think of any Power Stunts that would apply when you transformed into a wolf.”
\n“Holding a pencil.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m not stunned; I’m just eating a calzone.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So yeah, you can act now that you’re slathered in blood.”
\n“Ugh, now this calzone is ruined!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“New suggestion. You retheme your character as an Italian chef, and that’s now marinara, and you move on.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s what I’ve heard about those purple aliens with pink\u2026 electricity.”
\n“That can go either way.”
\n“But not for another calzone.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Should we stop him?”
\n“Let him run the energy out.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why would you say that?!”
\n“I can’t breathe a lot of things right now.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This is why we haven’t made a karma pool yet.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m hoping I’m not going to regret this. High five?”
\n“Is there gonna be blood?”
\n“Is there gonna be electricity?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Carry him? You’re going to walk into a Kinko’s with a jaguar god on your shoulder\u2026?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I just have a bag of holding of Italian food.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I promise I will never make you a blood stromboli\u2026 until the day you ask me for one.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He’s tied up to a lamppost with blood chain.”
\n“Are you trying to impress me?”
\n“No, it’s not impressive. It’s kinda gross.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“My soul prison is a therapy room. We hang out and chat.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Which XAIR showed up, Kevin?”
\n“Was it the water-breathing one?”
\n“No, this one’s invisible.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m trying to figure out why you’re wearing Aztec underwear.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What machine?”
\n“More importantly, where machine?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You can tell the good guys ’cause they’re covered in blood!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How this comic got past the censors, we’ll never know.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oooh, I’m a captain now.”
\n“You’re a captain of purple.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“C’mon, he’s Joe Pizza. He’s purple and breathes water.”
\n“Lies and slander.”
\n“The best part is, it’s all true.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Your terrible powers scared my son. He’s in the kitchen.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yeah, you guys ran away from Straightjacket.”
\n“No, I hit her with the car and then drove away.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s not my fault she couldn’t keep up with my current location.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If we are going to a place with a potential dimensional bridge in it, I want someone that can deal with it.”
\n“And not three idiots who unplug it?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Fear my tax assessment! Fear the IRS!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Sounds like an abandoned subway station to me. And it’s not because I want Rappaportopia.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I need seven rooms. Okay, okay, three – one room for the boys, one room for the girls, and the Accuser doesn’t get to stay in anyone’s room because he breaks things.”‘<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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