“Are you\u2026 planning to take some other human woman to experimental German theater?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“I need a number.”
\n“I’m not using 8675309 anymore, so you can have it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m not particularly upset by it. It’s just the inside bits of humans, which I professionally open.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Isn’t his car still across town?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It doesn’t belong to me.”
\n“That doesn’t make it better.”
\n“That might make it worse.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So if he’s just a projection, does he have a mute button?”
\n“I’m not feeling around in there to find out.”
\n“Oh, I will.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Uh oh.”
\n“No, I’m waiting for him to ask the Accuser, because the Accuser loves experimental German theater.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s not roller derby night.”
\n“It is when I get there, because I’m gonna get some skates and beat the hell out of people.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m laughing because one of the alleys is covered in blood.”
\n“That’s how I know I’m in the right place.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I was trying to put it in robotic terms to make him feel better about his choices.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I have skill points in breaking wind!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There’s a subtle face shift, and I identify people by facial identification software.”
\n“Does that make you better or worse at recognizing people?”
\n“Yes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“She sounds like an experimental German.”
\n“\u2026She is, in fact.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why don’t you use your metal stick? You spent so much time describing your metal stick – why don’t you use it?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Ohh, look – he’s even got the vein.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You defeated your nemesis in one turn.”
\n“Not defeated – captured. Because we were told not to kill anyone.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That was on a usenet post! An official usenet post!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How many walls are there between the machine and me?”
\n“One\u2026?”
\n“I’m gonna say no.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I think a better description is that I’m now in the middle of the machine and I’m going to fight my way back out.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s also a human-built Bifrost, not one being maintained by Idris Elba.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I had planned on the players fighting the zombies and then turning off the machine. I had not planned on the players going through the Bifrost.”
\n“It’s been a while since you’ve run, hasn’t it, Bryan?”
\n“Have you met us?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Which one is the self-loathing XAIR?”
\n“It’s gotta be one of the 70s. They all had AI issues.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“‘Dancing Queen’?”
\n“It was the most roller-rink thing I could think of.”
\n“You and I have not been to the same kinds of roller rink.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You gonna smash the machine again, dancing queen?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m going to attempt to smash them, combining my blunt weapon and my\u2026 roller derby skills.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Bad timing. Are you going to call your girlfriend?”
\n“She’s not my girlfriend. She’s my technical contact.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He shot the Nazi, he shot the zombies, he’s shooting the bikers – he’s shooting everyone, just to make sure.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’re a little darker than the other XAIRs.”
\n“Well, I am painted black.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Are you asking me on a date?”
\n“Based on the stress levels in your voice, I’m going to say\u2026 no?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Are you the one that made the machine? The BikerFrost?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’ve summoned snowmen and zombies.”
\n“Things haven’t gone quite right.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Thor walks up and says, ‘What do you think about German experimental theater?'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Because we have his blood.”
\n“Did you buy it on eBay or Craigslist?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Did you steal blood from a Stark vault? Dude, that’s so cool – I mean. Terrible. You shouldn’t steal from people.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Natalie? Can we speak to Natalie?”
\n“Maybe?”
\n“Let’s speak with Tommy. He’s cool.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do you know who her friends are – don’t look up her file to see who her friends are; that’s also creepy.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The Magpie is the hero we deserve.”
\n“I don’t think he is.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why do all these mariachi bands keep coming across the Bifrost?”
\n“No, I just sent 10,000 luchadors to help Asgard.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Does citing the sources make you sound more authoritative? Because that wasn’t good.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I could pour it into the place where I’m projecting a mouth and contain it in a forcefield.”
\n“And then you could go into the bathroom and get rid of it later.”
\n“It would look exactly like pee!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So their codpieces are inflated.”
\n“Most men’s are.”
\n“Five karma.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh dear. Oh dear.”
\n“You don’t have a penis, do you.”
\n“Not usually.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Did you Google sex?”
\n“Oh. Uh. I’m going to have to restore from a previous save.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh. Oh. Romance.”
\n“Ohhh. You’re hoping for a second date.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Love is chaos.”
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