“Let’s all get drunk and wake up as halflings in a primitive valley.”
\n“I don’t think it works that way.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“Let’s all live in a primitive and violent Shire.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He talks to the fish, except the fish are tigers?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s right, but I have been doing this for years. Moments. I have been doing this for moments.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Okay, I’m not going to talk you out of it. Or myself.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Joe Pizza has a cowboy as a nemesis?”
\n“C’mon – spaghetti Western? How am I the only one that got that?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What? I used my Cosmic Awareness to see if he’d survive the fall. Because I can’t catch him.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I just hope there’s Dr. Strange on a rooftop, just\u2026 slowly shaking his head.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He just made it, right? That means it’s still gooey.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Be careful. Flight is a death sentence.”
\n“Is it?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Your name is Joe Horseshit? Is that why you’ve been going by Joe Pizza?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Shiny silver balls. Wait – do you have balls?”
\n“Do you really want the answer to that?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What was I falsely accused of?”
\n“What would you like to be falsely accused of?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Beware of strange emissions.”
\n“Especially from the balls.”
\n“That’s where my emissions come from. Especially at night.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m wondering how did you not see this coming\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Criminal simulation. I don’t know what that means, but I like it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That is the full answer to Darryl’s question, which he got in like three words, just for reference here.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Your car is like the #1 protagonist of this show.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If I’d known my car was going to be that important, I would have purchased a better one. Or at least upgraded trim.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Are you wanted for crimes you didn’t commit?”
\n“No.”
\n“Are you wanted for crimes you did commit?”
\n“I’m not wanted.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That sounded very, very excuse-like.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why do you even have an ashtray?”
\n“There’s a XAIR for every occasion, sir.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I make no mention of any of that, either because I wasn’t there or because XAIR is too embarrassed to tell a SHIELD agent how screwed up we are.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This table is awful!”
\n“Hey, you chose to be at this table!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He’s going back to genocide, again.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That is also the wrong website.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s not the game Pete wants to run.”
\n“That’s not the game anybody wants to run.”
\n“But it’s the game we deserve.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Communicates more over blood magic than wifi.”
\n“He didn’t really communicate at all. That was part of the problem.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’re not entirely comfortable with you controlling access to a black hole.”
\n“You are welcome to visit at any time.”
\n“That’s a horrifying sentence\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“‘Shut down.'”
\n“Well, if you consider the entry and exit point being the same vector ‘shut down’\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“OH!”
\n“Did you think I was just randomly being dark?”
\n“Yes?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Ravenloft does not leave a lot of opportunities for tea parties.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Give him a stack of pancakes and a wrench, and he’ll disassemble it. The pancakes are unrelated.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I would like a pancake and one criminal simulation, please.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I love that you keep coming back to genocide. Nobody else is saying that word.”
\n“Mass genocide.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Misdemeanor genocide? Is that when you kill annoying races, like gnomes?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I finally got a backstory, and she spent the fight unconscious and I spent it screaming in a net.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I said you! Collectively, we’re more dangerous.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What? What did I miss?”
\n“You lost control, Bryan.”
\n“I never had control. I’m just along for the ride.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Specifically, I moved the blood to a place where it can live happily ever after.”
\n“The elemental plane of blood.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Natalie doesn’t like being teleported through blood portals.”
\n“I think I can name the only person in the room that does.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Of all the various things that I haven’t known how to react to tonight, that seems the most benign.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It is illegally parked\u2026 in that wall.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No, it’s deep dish pizza week.”
\n“I’m kind of worried that you keep pulling that out of your pocket.”
\n“It was only weird before I was a sorcerer.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Everything you can conjure is always supreme.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m waiting to see how this all pans out before I open my mouth, because I will just make it worse.”
\n“If you’re going to make it worse, please go ahead.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I know we’re supposed to be open in group therapy, but Cassandra, you talk too much.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Someone has caused me and my friends – “
\n“We’re friends!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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