“You can’t fix stupid.”
\n“Thanos could have.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“Technically, all VW Beetles are on fire in some way.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I keep thinking Steve West should make a comeback.”
\n“He’s not a hero.”
\n“He is to some people.”
\n“Zero horses.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Dark Sun happens because<\/em> we played in this world.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “At some point, you should be the cleric in the party, so you can see why I stopped.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “We did it twice, Bryan. We erased the rest of the game twice.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I think experience has shown that when we have three people in on something, it’s terrible.” “Kevin, you’re with us, right?” “He’s way more mortal than I am.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “You are the least likely to become followers of these two.” “Just because he can manifest things out of blood doesn’t mean he’s not a crazy person.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “That’s my class in D&D: pizzamancer.” “I don’t understand. Kevin usually only hates my characters if he’s running the game.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “You know why he thinks I’m a god? Because I don’t want it.” whispered<\/em> “I really want it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Can’t go wrong with Sammy Hagar.” “What Sammy Hagar reference?” “There’s no place for initiative on this character sheet.” “What the hell just happened?” “Ooh, you’re going to mind control the mind-controller?” “Top of the round!” “I tried to use it once before, but I failed to hit a bridge! I failed to fail at driving!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “You wouldn’t have brought bits back! You failed to bring the car back! You called to tell him where it was a week later!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “How does power armor help group therapy?!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Well. That went\u2026 places.” “He was the most irritating player – “ “You know, most rangers have animal friendship – I have animal romanticism.” “Look, we don’t have our own private prison\u2026 Business opportunity. Market gap.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “So I’m teleporting a teleportation device\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “You know, you’re a lot less godlike now that you’ve settled down.” “That’s actually simpler than I thought it was!” “He’s at least a vacuum cleaner.” “XAIR, tell me if I’m not understanding this correctly, but can you get into the tubes and steal all of their money.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Remind me again – is it faster to text you or bleed?” “Look, you let the ancient goddess go in by herself. She did the best she could.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “In mid-air, they turn into something that looks vaguely like squid.” “Squid launcher! OH YEAH!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “So somewhere, there’s a demi-plane where Gill Fishman is respected.” “Back me up here – fire is a good distraction.” “And if that doesn’t work, then we go to plan ‘trillion dollars of damage each time they come after us.'” “So how are we going to finish this without punching things or blowing things up?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “You can’t fix stupid.” “Thanos could have.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[32],"class_list":["post-1108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marvel-superheroes-rpg","tag-sons-of-asgard","wpcat-33-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1108"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1109,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1108\/revisions\/1109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n“To be fair, experience has shown that when we have two people in on something\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“What?”
\n“To be halflings.”
\n“No. I’ll be the GM.”
\n“Darn. I was hoping to get God on our side.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“I’m not going to become the follower of these two yahoos. I’m not even convinced they’re gods.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Any magical effect in 30 minutes or less or it’s free?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Yes, you can. You can go incredibly wrong with Sammy Hagar.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“I can’t take 55\u2026 damage.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Put it next to Intuition like I did.”
\n“No. That’d be chaos.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“You know what? I can’t be trusted.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“\u2026No. I’m going to study a spoon because it’s pretty.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“No, it is not.”
\n“Ohh, you’re right!”
\n“It’s almost as though I knew it was my turn.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Yeah. Let’s get back to this charade of a superhero game.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“That means we’re not the most annoying players!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Animal friendship with benefits.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Did you think he was the god of homeless people? Is that it?”
\n“Yes!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“You mean you thought they actually went to their jobs?!”
\n“YES!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Your technology has advanced far enough that I cannot tell the difference between a magical construct and a technological one, so I recognize his existence as a being.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Just hit the call button and say ‘ow.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Yes! Are they metallic?”
\n“Yes, they can be metallic.”
\n“YES!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Not loved, not appreciated – respected.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Absolutely. Fire is a great distraction.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“I was going to say plan B was make it so he can’t be tracked\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n