“His attendance is rather like the question of Schrodinger’s cat.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“The title is ‘When the DM is playing a completely different game.'”
\n“That’s every game with us.”
\n“I know! I’m hoping it has a cure!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I guarantee that if we get him a cake, he won’t be here.”
\n“He won’t be here whether we get him a cake or not.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What does it mean when he has the power of an eclipse?”
\n“No, it’s all PR. He can only summon one every two years or so.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“All right, who’s texting @jhawver, ‘We’re turning in your character, and he’s full of bees’?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“My personal favorite was Jane. I was going to shoot her in the ball sack to start the hentai over there.<\/em>“<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Now see, now we’ve squirreled. It’s contagious.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “It’s an interesting place to start – on the 86th floor.” “I assume I’ll be able to clean it up?” “This went sideways way faster than I expected.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I just want you to understand that you signed up for what’s about to happen.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Would you mind putting me down?” “If we’re here for something specific, we’ve got this guy over a barrel. Or over an 86th floor.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I think that’s the third time anyone’s ever accused me of being civilized.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Right. The only thing next to my lips is his asshole. Unless he’s developed eyeball in asshole technology, I think we’re safe.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “As a subject in a program like the one that created Captain America, I must say\u2026 that’s not America’s ass.” “I promise on my honor as the villain.” “It was either that or I carry you like a baby. Both of us will be losing dignity with that.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “There’s no security guards outside the door.” “It would seem you’ve been bamboozled. That’s the right word, right?” “I suddenly feel smarter.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “We had contingencies.” “We’ve seen this before! You two can’t work on this, and you can’t be here at all!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “What kind of madman keeps fire in his treasure vault?!” “I thought, ‘Unearthly. I can’t fail.’ And then I rolled a 13.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “But we’re expendable. We’re like Pringles.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “XAIR worships him as a god?” “So you take 50 minus 50 damage.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “So do you get a karma hit for littering?” “There’s your infinite power: 1 mm of Surtur, trapped in a portal.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I mean, monstrous shapeshifting. Are you really sure I was dusted and didn’t just shapeshift into dust?” “His attendance is rather like the question of Schrodinger’s cat.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[32],"class_list":["post-1110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marvel-superheroes-rpg","tag-sons-of-asgard","wpcat-33-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1110"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1111,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110\/revisions\/1111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n“I’m not a professional arsonist.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“We have a janitor. He comes in after. He appears in a burst of soap.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Yes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“It’s stronger.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Yeah, now you’re definitely not getting put down.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Aww. I put a new clip in and everything.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Why are you asking me?”
\n“I’m going to go with it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Was it crazy people in power armor?!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Vikings.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Have you heard him play a guitar?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“I’m curious whether you get a karma hit for leaving Surtur on the moon.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“I’m wondering why I just carried you out of the building.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"