“-4 Intelligence.”
\n“I wasn’t using it for anything anyway.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“Are you cool with it if we keep them around after they die?”
\n“No!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s got to be a hostile creature, though.”
\n“Whatever you land on is going to be hostile after you land on it!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Did you say ‘underbough’ or ‘underboughs’?”
\n“Plurals haven’t been invented yet.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Speaking of Chekhov’s flaw\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He just channels the murder in a positive fashion.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I love how, out of all of us, it picked the smallest one to pounce on.”
\n“It’s just trying to step on a spider, let’s be real.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Great spider spirit, I thank you for your protection, but next time can we work on the\u2026 splatter?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“From afar, I want to remind you: you chose to be there.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“As long as he’s coming straight at you, that fin just disappears.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I need a lot of coconuts to imitate a spider walking\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I think if he lets me stab, I should at least get the coup de gras.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why do you think we’re dead? I know why I think we’re dead, but why do you think we’re dead?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What did we roll?”
\n“Nothing of consequence.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I tell the skeleton, ‘I have a friend that might be able to talk to you. Don’t move.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m familiar with what the magic item does, but I’ve never been allowed to have them.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I can’t really tell with the helmet.”
\n“You’ve known her your entire life!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do we need to stop at every World’s Largest Ball of Yarn on the way?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Bear in mind, most of my religious training is within my tribe, and we are quite peculiar.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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