“Yeah, you could sell a real elven woman for a lot more than 85g…”<\/p>\n
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“Why have stiletto heels on horse?\u00a0 This is problem.”<\/p>\n
“Goldfish in heel?\u00a0 Really?”<\/p>\n
“When horses start to look like they’re making their own soap…”<\/p>\n
“Russian Cinco de Mayo.\u00a0 I can’t wait.”<\/p>\n
“Traditional Russian burrito.\u00a0 Filled with borscht.”<\/p>\n
“It’s the orgy of Gyrona!\u00a0 Run!”<\/p>\n
“Your Mystic Theurge is not here.\u00a0 You may roll initiative for whatever it is he’s doing in Auscleich.”
\n“Okay, he goes on a 9…”<\/p>\n
“Feng, say open the door!”
\n“I can’t, you fucked it up for me!”<\/p>\n
“Sorry, my lord, His Majesty is speaking in Whale.”<\/p>\n
“What did your job used to be?”
\n“Speaking Whale to the King, obviously.”<\/p>\n
“I’m not sure if he was originally Bullwinkle, but now…”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, the reason 30k people were counted is you sent out three census takers…”
\n“You talked to 10k people? I talked to 10k people!”<\/p>\n
“I rolled a 4, but I have a +11.\u00a0 So I have a 15.”
\n“This is that thing called Math…”<\/p>\n
“We do not have huge doppelganger cities, where we go around looking like each other…”<\/p>\n
“It is not possibly for there to be millions of you in my cities, because we have only 30,000 people and that’s counting each one thrice.”<\/p>\n
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