“Eh, I added him under friends.”
\n“Not under enemies?”
\n“Frenemies?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“Wait, you’re not your own ally? I’m confused.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“They’re pretty big.”
\n“And now we know where giraffes stole the idea.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Three together.”
\n“Stupid Glaph count the endpoints! We only needed to walk 2 days!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No wonder the creatures are so odd.”
\n“Which ones?”
\n“We’re called halflings!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“‘We’re not lost! We’re in exactly the same place we were yesterday!’ ‘How do you know?’ ‘I’ve been following our footprints for half a day\u2026'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You can tell – we still have souls. Well, I do.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How can I tell if I have a soul?”
\n“Well, if it crawls out when you die\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I hope by the time this game progresses to the modern age, ‘It Must Be an Omen’ is a popular game show.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I swear to god, Kevin, if you’re doing the creepy fucking little creatures from Princess Mononoke, I’m going to kick your ass.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You turn and look, and\u2026 I need to get to the right page; otherwise, this is very embarrassing.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is an undead dryad still undead, or is it fey?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Hang on, I’m going to roll again. 4. She’s a gelatinous cube.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I try to befriend it\u2026 from a distance\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And her mouth is full of\u2026”
\n“Gingivitis?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“She could be an ally against the creepy monsters.”
\n“She IS a creepy monster.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The halfling liability brigade was at the back of the party.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’ve all been there.”
\n“Forgetting his character’s name?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m going back to where I started from. I’m reloading my save game.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I am so not liking where this language is going. Babel event has moved one step closer.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This is like the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park being put on trial. ‘The fences were off; what was I supposed to do?'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I swear to god, if your preparing the dead involves your spider just eating him, I’m going to rage-quit this game.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Your spider can tie you to the tree.”
\n“That never ends well.”
\n“You could sleep with me.”
\n“That never ends well either!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I was sleeping on my spider’s back, so I was insulated from her by at least one spider.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How many halflings did this cost us?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oooh, you’re so soft – what do you use on your fur?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“See, I knew we’d be OK: he has an idea. I hope it involves digging in poop.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Twelve percent of a plan?”
\n“I said that.”
\n“I know, and I love it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You don’t eat your shaman that quickly.”
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