“I’d like to point out that it wouldn’t take nearly that much effort to dispatch me, if you had to.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“Go lick ANYTHING ELSE!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Sweet. I am awesome on perception, but today\u2026 I rolled a 3.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I come from a long line of jerks.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’re going to Wile E Coyote out of here?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Technically, it was his exile that caused this whole ‘Splitboulder rolling down the hill’ scenario.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Obsidian field sounds prettier.”
\n“But wargs are pretty too. Very soft.”
\n“The ones we’re about to see are a lot prettier inside out.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Imagine if you had something half your size bouncing up and down on your back and poking you in the neck.”
\n“I mean, there’s situations where that’s fun\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We haven’t invented the tater tot yet.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That means they’ll be near.”
\n“Because that’s what proximity means!”
\n“You just learned that word, didn’t you?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Worse than that, he didn’t give him a proper name.”
\n“Luag isn’t a proper name?”
\n“It’s not an orc name.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, it’s nicer than Yipping Stump.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It had one foul-smelling fruit.”
“Ah, allow me to clear that up. From down here, it’s clear that he has two fruits.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I will unironically thank the tree.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This is why you can’t give directions on the plains – the trees move.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There are a variety of spiels. I go through the minimum possible spiel to not cause offense.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Silly human – no, sorry, silly orc.”
\n“I’m pretty sure it’s silly cartographer, to put the map on the page sideways.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I would like to invent the rude gesture once they turn their back.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He is odious and foul.”
\n“Then he is a project!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Did you kill a stag\u2026 to make a stag?”
\n“Yes.”
\n“Why didn’t you just\u2026 ride the stag?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I have an idea.”
\n“We cut its head off.”
\n“No.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I have an idea – and this one is a serious idea. I knew the moon idea was silly.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Spider-stone, spider-stone\/Lying on the ground like a spider stone.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I would like to point out that the number of things in this world that can’t kill you dead can be counted on one hand.”
\n“Halflings\u2026?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’re the only one that has ‘kill the stag-thing’ on the list.”
\n“I don’t think I am.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s possible that the stag is lying because he knows he hates it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I hate this guy.”
\n“Which makes me laugh, Kacey, because in another game, you could have played him.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I don’t believe this guy, I don’t believe what he’s saying\u2026”
\n“Do you believe in the end of the world?”
\n“I’m on the fence about that.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And to be honest, stones of life and death could be very chatty.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is it something I’m not going to like.”
\n“No. It’s not bad. It’s hard work.”
\n“Is it math?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We count to 10! When we get to 11, that guy leaves, finds a wife, and starts a new tribe.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No one wants to be picked up by a quezoquatl.”
\n“I mean, no one wants to be picked up by a mammoth.”
\n“Well\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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