“The cocktail napkin notes? They’re unforgettable. No idea what they said, but they’re unforgettable.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“My people don’t care so much about skulls – I mean, pay no attention to the 12 foot tall shrine of skulls over here\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Mice?”
\n“Yes. They’re very fast. Have you ever tried to catch mice? I have. Two. Recently.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No, you should give it to Greyshame. Greyshame can totally be trusted with that. Greyshame won’t throw it in a river at the first opportunity. Or in the fire.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yes, but he and I are going to travel after this is over. It’ll be a buddy cop movie!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wagons north-west.”
\n“What’s a wagon?”
\n“Footsteps north-west!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I was saving this dirt for later!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The amount of research I’ve done, they’re different.<\/em> I’m sure.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Which is the only reason Whiteshadow didn’t attack is because he didn’t want to jump on a flaming velociraptor.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “They’re all little to Arachnoth. Just\u2026 some of us are littler than others.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Somebody brought a martial character.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “You’re pretty sure it performed the chocobo dance.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Three hundred and fifty groups of a thousand.” “He’s the equivalent of a dog that knows to run after the ball\u2026” “It’s brain is this small. You have to be specific.” “Why am I working so hard to kill this thing with plates that moves fast when there’s lunch right here?!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Do you need protecting?” “Sorry, I had an idea\u2026 and then I immediately had a different idea when you called my name.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Did you just ask if Darryl had a library card?” “Are you riding a velociraptor yet?” “I got it!” “I’ve invented lawn mowing in the process!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Four fights, and I have yet to draw a weapon.” “He’s proven to be very smart in these areas – “ “We should go.” “Now you’re abbreviating to abbreviate future abbreviations!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “You’re right – I forgot about that. I’m sad you brought it up.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “And there is an echoing\u2026” “Wait, have we invented sarcasm yet? Is this a babel moment?” “It smells of humanoid. Like sweat and worry, but not fear.” “We can attach it to a ledge, so you’re not climbing butt-silk.” “They dwarf me.” “You’re making Skyer feel bad. 3 Intelligence – she’s like a genius.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “This is the last thing a house fly sees!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “And of course the elf is the one that discovers craft herpes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Pour a seven foot jar into a pouch?” “The cocktail napkin notes? They’re unforgettable. No idea what they said, but they’re unforgettable.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-1135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dungeons-and-dragons-5th-edition","tag-stone-age-legends","wpcat-30-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1135"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1137,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1135\/revisions\/1137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n“So\u2026 six?”
\n“Yes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“But hasn’t quite worked out to bring it back?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“I’d like to think we’ve worked this out of the last months to year\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“I will probably regret lots of life choices here in a minute.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Yes. Because there’s been one word invented yet. So a library card would totally come in handy right now.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Trying!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“How do you let go?”
\n“I don’t know! We’re hugging!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Again – tank, DPS.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Has he?”
\n“And I trust him.”
\n“Do you?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“We should.”
\n“And we might as well travel, because I’m not sleeping tonight.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Moo like a cow?”
\n“No.”
\n“I was hoping.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“I’m pretty sure sarcasm was the second thing invented after language\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“They didn’t wash their sheets often enough.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“It’s still butt-silk.”
\n“I know, but at least it’s not\u2026 attached to the spinnerets.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“So do I.”
\n“They halfling me.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“No.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"