“We’re getting a very similar thing at work.”
\n“You’re getting a boat?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“They’re consumables.”
\n“Ablative halflings?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wait, they’re consumable? Why’ve I been hunting, then?”
\n“I’m looking for a husband, so you need to not.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If your dinosaurs eat my husband, we’re going to have a problem.”
\n“I wasn’t talking about the dinosaurs.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The best thing about halflings is that they’re food that carries itself!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So I have augury – “
\n“Does augury shrink seven foot jars?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’ll approach the standing stones, but I won’t enter the standing stones. This isn’t because I’m adverse to circles – it’s because I’m adverse to vanishing!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“When I feel it looking at me, I look back.”
\n“Which one of you is the abyss?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I would like to reiterate that it was not my fault in any way, shape, or form.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Where have you been?!”
\n“Obviously, I live in a hole.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Nature? I’ve got a pocket full of leaves, if that’s what you want\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Can I also cast a spell?”
\n“Cast it loudly – over there.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s really kind of a win-win situation.”
\n“I think we should continue winning in this direction.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I wanna be in your tweets as the tiniest Captain America!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I do not have Lay on Hands.”
\n“Really?”
\n“Oh, wait. I do.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Ten more combats from now, you’ll be boss.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Put it in a leather pouch.”
\n“Or swallow it. Whatever.”
\n“Do you want him to turn into a rax?”
\n“No, I just want him to swallow it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Look, I’m like a college professor, and I just want to get my grad students to do weird shit.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The key to the scientific principle is to extrapolate from one point.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No, you don’t have to pick me up. I’m faster as a snake. Dwarf, 25. Snake, 30.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Just let it grab you with its pincers. I’m sure it’s not\u2026 that\u2026 poisonous.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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