“Oh, Roscoe’s my brother? I always forget which one’s my brother and which one’s my fiance.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“It is a dimetrodon-sized eraser; you can make dimetrodon-sized mistakes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s my general assumption that if I want to do something, you’re going to oppose it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So he’s not Elvish – he’s an Elvish impersonator?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Some of us can’t see in the dark. By some, I mean\u2026 me.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You don’t know – your coworkers might be taking your characters on adventures without you.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Somebody’s playing with the light switch.”
\n“We haven’t even invented it yet!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Palad, I need a climbing rope.”
\n“Go-go-magic butt string.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Its extruders are not a Saturn-V rocket, okay?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I hope the tower doesn’t have defenses.” “The inverted elf. The Fle.” “That caused me $1.50, sir.” “I don’t know how you get snake eyes on 2 d20, but I did.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “The ship of atheists is a totally different ship.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Not really holding, more like awkwardly placed.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Why would you let it pick up a shield?!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “It has no dragon listing in this book.” “Is he an asp-hole?” “So if you hit him with a stick.” “I’ve already given it a name. It’s name is Magic Shield. It’s original, because there are no other magical shields in the universe.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I’d like to spread the good news to you about spiders.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “Oh, Roscoe’s my brother? I always forget which one’s my brother and which one’s my fiance.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-1143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dungeons-and-dragons-5th-edition","tag-stone-age-legends","wpcat-30-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1143"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1144,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1143\/revisions\/1144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n“No, it has de walls.”
\nchoke-laugh<\/em>
\n“You deserved that.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Mm-mm. Stop trying to make Fle happen.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“And I’ve gotten at least $1.50 of enjoyment out of it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“You have a pencil.”
\n“I have a Sharpie.”
\n“Do you want a sticky note?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“No, he’s not. He’s a constrictor.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Or a frying pan.”
\n“Or a halfling.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n