“If that fight had gone worse, I was prepared to swallow it. I might have burst into flames, but that would have made a great distraction.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“The right one to open?”
\n“The best one to open.”
\n“You ask your questions, I’ll ask mine.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I wonder if Talfin could drink the stairs\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Look, you’ve already alarmed the Australians once.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, that’s a note I’m going to have to write that’s not going to make sense later.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I kind of want to pop the bubble and see what happens to the sun.”
\n“Stop reading my mind.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“At this point, we’re assuming he’s just inside.”
\n“Foolish assumption.”
\n“Have you met us?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“They may be intelligent.”
\n“Or hungry.”
\n“Or both.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, my saliva’s not acidic.”
\n“Not yet.”
\n“Paladins at 9th level get acidic saliva, right?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That was enlightening.”
\n“That was fun!”
\n“I have a beard\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“\u2026Interesting theology you’re coming up with – that the center of the world is full of snakes.”
\n“Yeah, don’t open that; you’ll regret it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know, it used to be that when you said ‘the moon,’ I knew what you were talking about.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There are more than 11.”
\n“There are enough moons, they need to start a new village?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I guess we should do funerary rites for the bird man and snake man, too.”
\n“Fuck those guys.”
\n“You don’t want angry spirits following us\u2026”
\n“Bring it on.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Keep them from harming others.”
\n“Yes. The wrong others. But not them. They’re the right others.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It has a name; I just can’t remember what it is.”
\n“Herman.”
\n“Yes. Herman the rock.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I wish I had a camera out. ‘This is what Kacey gets up to at our D&D games: he’s a barbarian princess.'”
\n“Ranger!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We have a guy that has ‘beast of burden’ as a class feature.”
\n“Yeah, but he’s not here.”
\n“I meant the dimetrodon, not the halflings!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Gotta admit, I’m also very well-known for missing the obvious. It’s very much in character for me to have missed that.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No name can ever be reused.”
\n“Ever?”
\n“Ever.”
\n“Ever?!”
\n“Ever.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Look, if we’re going to start getting into Rappaportopia levels of underground\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What if the sun is mooning us the whole time?!”
\n“Then it never changes its ass!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s just farting plasma at us the whole time.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yeah, if you want to pray to the great big anus in the sky, go ahead.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I haven’t taken a lot of notes – because as you can see, it’s half of one of these tiny pieces of paper\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I would like to save everyone. And I’m part of everyone, so\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Saving the world is probably more important than saving a handful of slaves.”
\n“To be fair, we’ve already saved half a handful, so we’ve done pretty good.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Plus, it was very hot.”
\n“And the desert is not\u2026?”
\n“The desert is not fueled by burning rock.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I relent. Just remember that I relented if I become a darker person.”
\n“Same.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That is a tree.”
\n“No, it can’t be. Because I don’t know how to read the word tree.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I wasn’t asking for an argument – I was asking for a plan.”
\n“Oh, you’re asking for an argument.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Slippers of centipede climbing?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That way you’re not responsible for the killing. ‘Go jump into that death plant. Oh, you killed yourself. Let me have your soul\u2026'”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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