“You went to all that effort to have a vision to decide the fate of this group, and you didn’t even write it down?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“People with masks can’t be trusted.”
\n“I’m wearing a mask!”
\n“I met you before you put it on.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What do you have to trade?”
\n“A large spider?”
\n“Wh-“
\n“No, I’m kidding. Nobody wants a large spider.”
\n“We have halflings.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“But he does have endless butt rope to trade! Ask him if he wants butt rope!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I don’t work well underwater.”
\n“I have a swim speed!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I don’t have the spider trapped. And I’m totally not holding one of her daughters hostage.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So that people can navigate for themselves.”
\n“Learn. That’s how you navigate by yourself: learn.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, I would hate to destroy this lush and fertile\u2026 It’s a DESERT!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I think the important thing is that we have to save the world in order to be environmentalists.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Today, you see the ruins of a villain\u2026 village, god damn it.”
\n“Oooh, a villain. It’s Thanos!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’ve been traveling with him long enough to understand his magic.”
\n“i’ve been traveling with him long enough to know that I don’t understand anything he’s saying.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Who’s side-questing now?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Surprisingly comfortable considering what you’re sitting on is a jawbone, yes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Future generations will know him as ‘Hashtag.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“One might even say that they’re sharing the timeline where they’re still here.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What are you doing with your face and your hand?!”
\n“Appearing non-threatening.”
\n“The face doesn’t matter. She’s still wearing the spider mask.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And you’re trying to appear non-threatening?!”
\n“Intelligence 8!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I cannot enter where I’m not welcomed.”
\n“Are you a vampire now?”
\n“Yes! I am the first.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Great, you’ve confused them. Nobody’s ever asked for permission before.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So in the morning, if we haven’t been driven out of the town by Greyshame insisting on dissecting a camel\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’ll just have to be careful.”
\n“Because that’s a thing we do\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m uncomfortable with this.”
\n“With restoring the river?”
\n“With agreeing with you!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“They are almost as intelligent as camels, so be wary.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do you think your son will teach me the music he’s playing?”
\n“Of course!”
\n“We’re going to be hearing this the rest of the trip, aren’t we?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I have one. It’s in the design of my people, so it may look a little different.”
\n“Is it the shape of a penis?”
\n“No, it is not the shape of a penis!”
\n“It’s a fair question.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is it shaped like a penis? Don’t be absurd. Hers is shaped like an ovary.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That is a hunting call. They found a rat.”
\n“Hopefully that’s a rat and not Kacey.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You hear an odd, braying sound from\u2026 you guess a camel?”
\n“I wasn’t me – I didn’t cut it open. It’s making that sound on its own.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Ah, we have found the Texas part of this fantasy land.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’ll go with him to keep him out of trouble.”
\n“\u2026And who’s going with them to keep them out of trouble?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Go ahead, I’m not stopping you. I know better than to try to stop you once you’ve decided your character is doing something.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’d like to make friends with it. And not the way she<\/em> wants to make friends with it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I am getting engaged to the mayor’s son; I am not getting friendly with the mayor’s son.” “The spider goddess has million of babies. Are you prepared to father million of babies with me?” “I don’t know – if I can piss it off as much as I pissed off the moon, then maybe I can get it to knock down the dam.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “He is going to find out we’re a group with a million questions and a thousand attention spans.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Apparently it hates me.” “You went to all that effort to have a vision to decide the fate of this group,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-1148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dungeons-and-dragons-5th-edition","tag-stone-age-legends","wpcat-30-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1148"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1149,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148\/revisions\/1149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n“Well, that marriage isn’t going to last.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“No, but I’m prepared to sire them and leave.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“You told a god it’s not a god!”
\n“Your guide wipes the water off his face. ‘You are not unusual in this. It hates everyone.'”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"