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“If we’re going to kneecap the professor, I at least get to stab a rioter.\u00a0 I’ve got these masterwork scalpels; we need to do a riotectemy.”
\n<\/p>\n

“Pharasma does not tolerate shenanigans.”<\/p>\n

“This is becoming our standard M.O… create hole, throw creatures in hole, drop things in hole, set things on fire…”
\n“…Until we can make a really big troll hang-glider.”<\/p>\n

“And a piece of troll has no nutritional value…”<\/p>\n

“Glad you spotted that.\u00a0 I was busy looking at the mer-monkey…”<\/p>\n

“The front legs and head of a gryphon?\u00a0 You mean a giant eagle?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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