“You know, it’s still on the table.”
\n“You’re in a chair.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“Greyshame doesn’t have a lot of prospects. But he has a lot of seed. He doesn’t believe in self-depositing!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I – I can’t.”
\n“You can.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The wheels are just spinning, but the hamster has died.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“See, I don’t know if – between our species, if we can\u2026”
\n“There’s only one way to find out.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Again, with sufficient innovation and a tall rock\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’re also not doing a great job of wooing me.”
\n“I’m a god. I mean, how much work did Zeus do?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I think Kevin is waiting for us to stop being silly. At least we’re speaking in character and sort-of playing.”
\n“Waiting for y’all to stop being silly is going to take much longer\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“As you look up at the burning eye above you – or the butthole, depending on your perspective.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We should abandon both the boat and the wedding planning\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This is the wrong campaign to have a megalomaniacal character.”
\n“No, it’s the right campaign. We need evil gods too.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know what\u2026? He’s embracing his destiny.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I have no mythology prepared for this. All my bullshit went into wedding planning.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’ll live that down one day, Bryan. We’ll all be dead\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I notice that your brain stops every time you talk.”
\n“That assumes it started to begin with.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Fifty shades of Greyshame?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Tonight’s notes are going to be more incomprehensible than most.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, I’m pretty sure there’s an elf with its hand in my pants right now, but I’m just letting it go.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What are you talking about? All twins are named with names that rhyme. It’s tradition.”
\n“No wonder your people are so angry all of the time.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Ah, good. Apparently our engagement is going to make me immortal. Because time has just stopped.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So you’re the god of necessary maliciousness? I can work with that.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And I absolved all of my follower of the guilt.”
\n“All of your follower?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Maybe\u2026 maybe let’s not argue with the shaman in the middle of the ritual.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Nothing could EVER go wrong!”
\n“Yeah, forging a link between spiders and elves? The priestesses are happy to take the egg sack\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And you don’t leave it there long enough for your opponent to notice.”
\n“Which for you was like seven years?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No, I need to kill something.”
\n“So let’s kill the unkillable?”
\n“I was thinking breakfast.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So when you were saying the sacrifice needs to be scaled, you weren’t talking about a deinonychus.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The moon is just a jealous shadow of the sun\u2026”
\n“This is why he did so well with her the first time.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’ve breathed the same air twelve times!”
\n“Have you tried moving around?”
\n“Yes!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You don’t value my children! I know this!”
\n“You haven’t had them yet! Wait until I see their beautiful ugly faces!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wait, so you’re just calling yourself a god?”
\n“No, I’m talking about a totally different orphaned orc.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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