“But there is a tactical use when we’re not in combat with Greyshame. When he’s being snotty, we can just send him away for a minute\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“I wasn’t snotty!”
\n“It was an opinion full of snot.”
\n“\u2026Accurate. I’ll allow it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No, really – kneel to the bongo drums.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We didn’t create that. We watched some idiot create that.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why do I feel like we might need the moon for something\u2026?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You spent the last six months convincing me to marry you.”
\n“No, I spent the last six months convincing you I was marriable.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We were gone for a year. We kept them safe from us for a year.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I need you to teach me how to say ‘I told you so,’ because I have a feeling I’m going to need it later.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Cheryl is so done with our bullshit.”
\n“Like six months ago.”
\n“Like four years ago.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If he was a bard, I would get him boots of dubstep.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So you’re gonna kill dryad babies?”
\n“For the sake of half-orc halfling babies?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I am glad we have so many volunteers. Married people can go first. Betrothed to the front, singles to the back.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s all we needed to do: inflate his ego.”
\n“To be fair, there’s nothing we can do that won’t inflate his ego.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You guys and your fancy +0s.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Aglion, how do you respond to all this abuse?”
\n“With whining, mostly?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“When do I hit my sweet spot?”
\n“When you give me my wedding gift.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We heard Splitboulder was here; we’d like to kill slightly more people than he did.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh, I’m great at talking.”
\n“I thought we weren’t picking a fight.”
\n“Which offensive mask do you want to wear this time?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If only we had all those extra halflings.”
\n“My people are not bargaining chips!”
\n“Or snacks.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Nowhere in there is ‘I’m careful with how I word things.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“See, this is why I’m not negotiating. Because this would be ‘I’m offering you your life.'”
\n“Because that went so well the last time. There were volcanoes and running\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I didn’t have anything to offer the moon; you think I have anything to offer a spider?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The people that made mistakes are exactly Bryan’s kind of people.”
\n“Exactly.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I feel like we’re setting a bad precedent: magic items are made of people.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It was supposed to be a dump stat, not a dumb stat.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wait, are we making an axe or a hammer? Because I’m pretty sure we just made a chair.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Halflings invented butt sex – what?”
\n“As contraceptive.”
\n“Yes!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Okay, we’ve made a moon-killing weapon.”
\n“Now we’re going to Disneyland?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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