“Did you fill in the halfling-eating part? Because I feel like that’s integral to who we are.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“Where were we going?”
\n“The bad mountains.”
\n“Which bad mountains?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I have a really good idea of what ends this arc – “
\n“But we’re morons.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Five things.”
\n“Was one of them head towards the mountains?”
\n“I don’t know, but none of them are talking about who Scooby Doo met.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This is ridiculous.”
\n“I agree, this conversation is ridiculous. I did not need to know these things.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know what smells worse than wet elk? Wet direwolf.”
\n“You know what doesn’t smell so bad at all? Wet dinosaur.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m concerned that this thunderstorm is caused by an elf peeing on our model of the universe.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Look, I got here when you did – I did not carve the effigy in the stone.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“For once, I<\/em> didn’t mess with it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “All right, who’s going to yell at the thunderstorm.” “Well, I’m pretty sure Talfin didn’t want to put that into his mouth anyway. Because he rolled shitty for initiative.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “This creature probably has 2 hit points left, and we’re just going to comedy of errors ourselves into failure.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I should like to scream, as a free action, in pure agony.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “But he has advantage for putting it in his mouth. That sounds weird.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I think we should. I’m not known for having good ideas\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Farting loud enough to wake the dead?” “The spirit of toga blowing?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I never have a backup plan. I never have a plan to back up from.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “How do you not have a sack?” “You want gnomes? Because that’s how you get gnomes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Bear in mind that your answer needs to be good for the future campaign and bad for Palad personally.” “Did you fill in the halfling-eating part? Because I feel like that’s integral to who we are.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-1160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dungeons-and-dragons-5th-edition","tag-stone-age-legends","wpcat-30-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1160"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1161,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1160\/revisions\/1161"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n“I’ve already got an appointment to yell at someone.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“I am a god. God knows what my bodily functions can do.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Oh, I have<\/em> a sack.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“And in the form of a question.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"