“I want to go back down the hill. I left half my class down there\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“As I understand it, what you are offering in exchange for her favor is combat – you are offering her the chance to be hit by you.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I expect to see you destroyed in ways the gods have not yet imagined.”
\n“In light of that, thank you for your hospitality these last few weeks.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So what we need to do is sit down at a table with Splitboulder and ask, ‘Who\u2026 who hurt you?'”
\n“Are you saying we need to have an intervention?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’re going to be putting it in my tenets: fight, then feast.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I still think this is a really bad idea. We’re going to regret it.”
\n“Someone else is going to regret it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I need a collection of smooth-faced stones for everyone that’s attending. I am about to invent name tags.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m curious about the most obscure concept that the wind asked us for, the one that we had to have explained first.”
\n“Flushing.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yeah, no, we’re too stupid for simulacra at this point.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How is a helicopter like a fishing spear?”
\n“A helicopter is like a fishing spear in the same way as a raven is like a writing desk.”
\n“Yeah, that’s obvious.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Did we create a trickster god?”
\n“Deception.”
\n“I was thinking madness.”
\n“That’s\u2026 not a difference.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m surprised that you’re the one groping the gods first.”
\n“I’m not groping!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We have lost the element of surprise.”
\n“But we got a party.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If I’d known this was some kind of ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ party\u2026 When’s it going to start getting weird?”
\n“Last night.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“‘How did you meet?’ ‘Well, this is my backup husband, after my first husband was killed by the moon.'”
\n“That would be your backup backup husband.”
\n“Fair.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, let’s face it – we’re engaged to be married, and part of the deal is that he goes away for 8 months at a time.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“But it is made of – “
\n“Green cheese?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I don’t know if this is for me or you.”
\n“Ask. Like for directions.”
\n“Look, we can figure it out\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Couldn’t we just get Splitboulder with paper? Give him a paper cut – PAPER BEATS ROCK!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yeah, I didn’t write that down verbatim – I don’t take that kind of notes.”
\n“That’s okay; I was just stealing from South Park.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“‘I’m not a contrarian!’ ‘No I’m not!'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yeah, if we mess this up, we’ve killed the sun.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know, I have a lot of regrets, and it’s pretty much every time I’ve ever said anything.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’re putting a lot of weight on this.”
\n“I’m a halfling; that’s what we do.”
\n“Put a lot of weight on things?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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