“It’s just not fair. You’ve already tortured him this way.”
\n“Yeah. Torture him in a new way, Kacey!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, we didn’t even get a minute in, and we went to butt aliens.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I get the whole flying thing. Does yours report accurate information, or random useless information?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Luagh leaves.” “Ferret\u2026 velociraptor\u2026 they’re not that different.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I have Bacon of Hope.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I suggest that the first three words of your 25 be ‘hey, mother fucker.'” “It was a big misunderstanding.” “‘Bag of dicks’ too passe for our prehistoric selves right now?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “There could be sleeper agents, and I don’t even know what sleeper agents are!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “It’s just not fair. You’ve already tortured him this way.” “Yeah. Torture him in a new way,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-1164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dungeons-and-dragons-5th-edition","tag-stone-age-legends","wpcat-30-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1164"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1165,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1164\/revisions\/1165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n“sigh<\/em> Jealous.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“I was going to suggest ‘hey dick smuggler.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n“Oh! You mean like when I ate – “
\n“Yeeeeeesss.”
\n“Awk-waaaard.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n