“I hope I’ve said it enough times at the table that Kevin has planned for it, because tonight I’m going to swallow it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“I took it in case we needed to deal with someone we don’t trust.”
\n“But you trust everyone.”
\n“Exactly. So it’s never come up.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I forgot an orc.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We should have a spot on the character sheet for your race.”
\n“God. Anyone could do it THAT way.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What do you mean I’m not invited? I invented your holy symbol!”
\n“I know. And it’ll be in the wedding.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s it! Wedding’s off! I’m swallowing the wedding present, too!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do you have to act out the -5 when you roll?”
\n“Apparently\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh. I’m blind. I should probably not randomly blight things.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Man, I killed and strung multiple things together to see\u2026 and now I’m blind.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So herein lies my problem\u2026”
\n“You have to hang out with us once a week?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Damn it, Bryan, you got to that joke before me!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He’s going to pull his eyes out and grow them back.”
\n“Hey\u2026 that’s a good idea.”
\n“Darryl. Stop giving him ideas.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What does the Player’s Handbook say about pledging your life to the moon?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Me and it are going to French kiss the fire here.”
\n“I don’t think that’s where the rest of the group went with that\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh, I jumped on this thing to die.”
\n“Ah, I see the flaw in your tactics. You jump on things to kill them, not to die.”
\n“I’m not letting you out of our wedding.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No! I was gonna punch him in the face!”
\n“The face is right there!”
\n“And over there\u2026”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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