“So are we lucky if you found the Inquisition or unlucky?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“Because right now I’m having a crisis of faith, in that I think I might have one after all\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And I know everyone there by disease.”
\n“By disease?”
\n“By diagnosis.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You have a job in the future; you know because you’ve seen it?”
\n“Well, yeah. Surely one of them was in the future.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Don’t you remember that time in the future where I paid you back for this?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I am diagnosing people with things they never even imagined they wanted to have!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“They look at me with a strange look on their face\u2026 and I think it’s spreading, because I see it everywhere I go now.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Two. Eleven. That is either an 11 or two hash marks.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Fire. There’s a fire. It’s over here. It’s going to kill the spiders, so get out of its way.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know what, man? Beerios are a thing.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And then it finally roars to life. Roars to life like an asthmatic tiger.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Didn’t even have to refresh the duct tape.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“At least he’ll work on your car. I have to take my hybrid 2 cities over.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Please. Stop. Unbolting. The. Carburetor.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“When’s the last time you ate?”
\n“What time is it?”
\n“One.”
\n“Thursday. What day is it?”
\n“\u2026Thursday?”
\n“Great.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I get out my wallet and put the Sweet and Low in it.”
\n“You have a wallet?”
\n“Yeah! It’s got Sweet and Low in it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wait, is this the Thursday before Tuesday or the Thursday after Tuesday?”
\n“\u2026Yes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m not really sure when I am right now.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’ve got a pocket full of Sweet and Low.”
\n“I didn’t say a non-sugar sweetener daddy!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I see who’s got the sugar in that relationship. And the non-sugar sweetener.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If I have to apologize to every character I’ve been awful to in roleplaying games, it’s really going to delay my therapy.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How many colors of duct tape does he have?”
\n“Two. Silver, and ‘been in there way too long.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Did you say cat bed or cat bib?”
\n“I said cat bed, but I meant litter box.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If they’re going to Chorizo Burrito, they’re getting more than 19 ounces of gas.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So this weird idle chitchat goes on for like 45 minutes.”
\n“Oh, we can keep it going longer.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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